Been There, Played That – Final Fantasy VII Remake

The stars have aligned and Square Enix has parted the clouds to reveal a new teaser trailer for their Final Fantasy VII remake. This project has been a holy grail to rival the decade long development of Duke Nukem Forever. However, unlike with Duke whose ultimate delivery couldn’t possibly live up to expectations, hope springs eternal for the Square Soft golden child.

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SSPA – Mission: Impossible (1990)

Another Mission: Impossible movie has recently come and gone, and I have found myself lost once again in the magic of that hokey 60’s spy show. The adventures of the original Impossible Mission Force have been a delight to me for years. The tension of a disguise almost uncovered, the absurdity of the gadgets and techniques rolled out with every episode, and the satisfaction of seeing a miraculous and crazy plan work out in the end all build up to make a really goofy, but thoroughly enjoyable experience, although it is definitely not for everyone.

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SSPA – The Terminator

I don’t really know how I feel about the works of director James Cameron. I like a good number of his films, but some of this other movies just don’t do it for me. I felt that the direction taken by Rambo: First Blood Part II didn’t really do the original any justice, but that’s less on Cameron’s directing and more on Stallone’s writing. As a huge fan of Ridley Scott’s original Alien film, and its claustrophobic horror setting, I dislike Cameron’s over the top action take on the series with the fan-favorite sequel, Aliens. The Abyss is interesting and well shot, albeit rather preachy at the end. True Lies was fun, but Titanic was pretty dull, and Avatar may have been impressive in IMAX 3D, but standing on its own as a story, it’s pretty weak.

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SSPA – 007: Goldeneye

Some time ago, I read the John Le Carre novel The Spy Who Came In From The Cold. Le Carre’s sober, unromantic description of espionage during the cold war was very gripping and powerful. There are no fantastic gadgets, or cat stroking villains plotting world domination, just ordinary fallible people working two sides of a complex and grim international conflict. His novels make for fascinating and engrossing reading and he was very successful in his day, but something that stood out to me about this book and the rest of Le Carre’s works was how very rare it seems to be that we see a down to earth approach to spy stories. I suppose that, for as interesting as the real world of spies is, it is far too complex and depressingly serious for broad general appeal. Sometimes you just want to see the good guy fool absurdly evil bad guys. People long for the thrill of a sudden gunfight or a final act twist. That may be why one of the most enduring franchises in media history is Ian Flemming’s James Bond.

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SSPA – Harvest Moon 64

Between the time when bad sales drowned the Dreamcast, and the rise of the virtual reality console wars, there was an age undreamed of. And unto this, Solid Pawn, destined to wear the crown of a pretty well decked out retro games collection upon a troubled brow. It is I, the man himself, who alone can tell thee of this saga. Let me tell you of the days of high adventure!

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SSPA – Die Hard

Oh the weather outside is frightful, but the fire is so delightful. And since we’ve no place to go, let’s watch the hands down greatest Christmas movie of all time, Die Hard! Yes, it’s an action movie, and no, it doesn’t talk about the true meaning of Christmas, but it is about getting together with your loved ones and the importance of family, be it how much you love your wife, whose being held hostage by a murderer, or the bond between a terrorist and his brother whose neck you broke. It’s set on Christmas eve, festive decorations and trees abound, and it ends with Vaughn Monroe singing Let It Snow. That’s good enough for me to pop this classic on every December.

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SSPA: Resident Evil Gaiden

One series that I have had a rough love hate relationship with is Capcom’s Resident Evil. For a long time I’ve wanted desperately for it to be great, while being regularly disappointed. There are titles in the series that are truly excellent, genre defining horror games, and in comparison to those the far more ridiculous and ill conceived entries are all the more painful.

I was introduced to the series at its peak, in 2002 when Capcom released the Nintendo exclusive Resident Evil Zero. This game was originally slated for the N64, but eventually the decision was made to make the game a showcase for the GameCube’s power. As a bonus, the first RE title received a full remake with new assets, a reworked script, and all new story content. Both this remake and Zero are impressive titles that make for excellent survival horror experiences.

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